First up I just want to say – I don’t care how you feed your babies.
Please don’t think that because I breastfed mine and if you didn’t, then by default I must be insinuating I’m awesome and you suck. There is no judgement here.
I simply want to share my story because I come from a family of non-breastfeeders. It wasn’t the norm, and growing up I didn’t see one baby breastfed, ever. So I’m putting it out there just to show it is normal. Or it can be. I don’t know… whatever.
I didn’t have an easy time of breastfeeding at the start. We attempted it about 10 minutes after birth, and Abby was off + on. It took less than half a day for breastfeeding to become so painful I likened it second only to that nasty-ass birth I’d just gone through.
Excruciating doesn’t even cut it. And this kid fed A LOT. My milk came in halfway through the second day I was there, she had been sucking so much – I had fed for pretty much 24 hours straight. I slept sitting up and ate all my meals over her head, especially after the food lady told me for the third time I had to eat my food more quickly because she couldn’t keep coming back all day long to see if my tray was empty, she had other things to do. Eventually the midwives put Abby in a little swing to give my poor boobs a rest.
She lasted about fifteen minutes.
The midwives told me many things about feeding – the number one thing being if I was doing it right, it wouldn’t hurt. To be honest, I think that’s pretty rare at the start. I had big boobs and the baby had a small mouth. There was literally no way to get all the bits in her mouth that were necessary for painless feeding. I just had to do it the only way we could.
I had no idea what I was doing most of the time, especially at night when I would feed laying down. I’d have to turn on the light and position her properly every time – and keep repeating that every time she pulled off to start again, which was about ten times per feed. A midwife breezily stated ‘oh you’ll know what you’re doing in no time’, and I clung to that sentence like a drowning man to a liferaft.
When Abby finally had her first tummy full of milk and fell asleep somewhere toward the end of my stay, I gently put her in the crib and ran as fast as a woman with nine million stitches can run to the shower and stayed there a very, very long time. The light at the end of the tunnel had appeared… feeding might not end up being a 24-hour-a-day thing.
At one point I put the call out on Twitter – how the hell do you get the hang of this breastfeeding gig? I got tons of advice and lovely emails, and one thing stood out the most: Persevere. Tons of people have a rough time at the start, but it gets easier. I believed them… sort of. I wanted to breastfeed, but if I had to yoga-breathe my way through one more toe-curling razor-blade feed I was going to scream. She wasn’t latching, I wasn’t relaxing, and the first thing I was going to do when I got out of that damn hospital was get a can of formula. I was obviously just not cut out for this.
But to my surprise by the time I got home at the end of the week, I could feed painlessly from one side. How did that happen? The other side, I’m afraid, took another week or so. I found I could get through a feed without losing my mind if I fed lying down with a nipple shield. I was addicted to Lansinoh like crack.
Randomly at one point another tweet flashed into my brain – “aim your nipple at the roof of their mouth”, it said. I’ve no idea from whom. (If it was you, THANK YOU OH MY GOD) I tried it, and bingo – we could get proper attachment faster. I was doing the hamburger-squeezy thing and just trying to shove it in as far back as it would go. Aiming it at the roof of her mouth allowed Abby to roll it back to where it needed to be on her own. Praise Jebus, we were getting somewhere.
I could tell, though, that she wasn’t latched correctly most of the time. She was making sucking noises and I knew that wasn’t right – but no matter how many times I took her off and re-latched her, she’d pull back to the spot where she was comfortable. Eventually I stopped. It didn’t hurt me and she was eating enough – I was going to throw caution and rule-book to the wind and leave it be.
One day when she was three months old, she latched in a perfect textbook latch and that was that. We were feeding normally.
While I didn’t overly love breastfeeding, I certainly didn’t hate it. It was just something that we did. It was incredibly useful, and I used it for everything – feeding, tiredness, soothing, illness – it was a magic cure-all. I just don’t know what I would have done if I had bottle-fed, and I was indeed grateful that I did persevere. It made things a lot easier in my circumstances – especially on planes!
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