utter detritus 99% of the time, my kitchen usually comes up trumps more often than not.
So yeah, I’ve got half a box of crackers ground into the carpet at any given moment, but dammit, my benchtops are sparkling.
DO NOT ASK ME ABOUT MY BATHROOM.
(do you have a chore that you care about more than others? I’ve learned to live with stepping over 83 My Little Ponies but can’t be dealing with grotty sink drains.)